Friday, January 24, 2014

THEY SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

HARK, BLOG-NATION!  Stop what you're doing!  Wait... don't stop what you're doing, since what you're doing is reading this.  Go ahead and continue reading.  But stop everything else!

As you may, or may not know (which is most likely the case (#sniff (this is an inside joke. pay it no mind.))), today is an extremely special and important day for our beloved blogosphere.  For this, the 24th day of January, marks the 1st BIRTHDAY of our friend and fellow blog, The PRUDENT GROOVE!

So, make yourself a stiff drink, slap on your favorite piece of wax, and click the above link; show the Groove some mother-bloggin', birthday love.  To not do so, wouldn't be Prudent.

http://prudentgroove.com/ 

POST-SCRIPT:  
And since it is painfully obvious that it's been nearly a year since my last blog post, let's celebrate that, as well!

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Okay, now you can stop reading.

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

VINYL SECRETS: A MYSTERY


At some unknown point in 1969, after acquiring the Beatles single "Get Back" (pictured here, of course, is its corresponding B-side, "Don't Let Me Down”), and before signing her own name, my (then 14 year-old) mother proceeded to scribble out, what one can only assume to be, the name of this particular 45’s previous owner.  Who was this person?  Are they still looking for their lost record?  44 years later, the mystery remains.  Plots thicken.  Questions go unanswered.

What are you hiding, Linda?

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

“MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF STARS.”

Night-sky photography is undeniably cool.  Do not attempt to contest this.  It is not up for debate; it is empirically and artistically true.  Now, before we continue, I must offer the following disclaimer:  I know nothing about night-sky photography (or any other form of photo making/taking, for that matter).  I am simply a casual explorer.  Please keep this in mind as we proceed.  Thank you.

Growing up equal parts sci-fi geek and astronomy nerd, the night sky is something that has always fascinated me.  I don’t mean this in some sort of "neo-spiritual," "we’re all small parts of a much greater whole," "God’s vast creation" kind of way.  Nor is my fascination rooted in any sort of scientific pursuit.  It is much more simplistic and childish, and is largely due to watching far too many sci-fi films and television shows as a kid.  I mean, what sci-fi nerd—be they trekking through, or at war with, the stars—doesn’t have their imagination piqued when gazing at those little flecks of light?
 
When I look up, at night, I don’t just see stars.  I see a 7-year-old me flying amongst them, defending the galaxy, in some sort of alphabetically-themed, winged space vessel (preferably a Y-Wing).  I see my ship being wrapped in streaks of bright, white light as I enter hyperspace, or, better yet, making my way through an ominous field of asteroids, narrowly dodging chunks of space debris as I flee an Imperial fleet; accompanied, of course, by a bombastic, brass-filled John Williams score.

Unfortunately, space travel has, as of yet, failed to catch up to the imagination of a 7-year-old.  And since none of the above childishly complex, pre-pubescent, seemingly drug-induced, intergalactic travels shall ever transpire (?); I am left with nothing more than my trusty camera, a flimsy tripod, and an endless amount of tiny, twinkling dots to explore.

THE STATS:
- Worth:  311 words (less is more...right?)
- Camera:   Canon EOS 7D (12mm, f/3.5, 30sec.)
- Soundtrack:  Air – Kelly Watch the Stars (too on the nose?)
- What I had for lunch:  Moon pies (don’t judge. I worked out this morning, AND it’s my cheat day.)

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

PRUDENTLY GROOVING

Greetings, blog nation!

Be sure to set aside a scant moment of, what I assume to be, your already busy schedule, to visit fellow blogger, THE PRUDENT GROOVE, for an exclusive interview with yours truly, concerning all things vinyl!

To not do so, wouldn't be Prudent.



Monday, February 11, 2013

NOW THAT'S A HEADLINE


No matter how much I accomplish in either my professional or personal life, I will never truly consider myself a success until I read at least one of the following headlines in a newspaper, or hear it on a local news broadcast...


Int’l star Jason Hardwick hospitalized after severe bear attack. Bear reported dead at scene. Sources claim foul-play.

Eye-witness reports confirm: Int'l star Jason Hardwick spotted on 405, naked & screaming in German. We go now, live, to chopper cam 5...

After week-long coke binge, Int'l star Jason Hardwick proclaims himself lord of universe in interview with Katie Couric.

New film w/ Int'l star Jason Hardwick (BLOOD RAIN 8: The Rainy Season) opens w/ poor box office showing. Insiders predict end for Hardwick.

...In response, Hardwick shaves head & drives into Pacific, vowing never to return. Later seen at In & Out eating 5 Double-Doubles.

Neighbors report: Int'l star Jason Hardwick comes out of house with hands in air, only to discover stand-off with police was figment of warped mind.

Flags set at half mast today, as Nation mourns loss of Int'l star Jason Hardwick's sanity. Next step: healing.

Epicenter of California quake pinpointed as home of Int'l star Jason Hardwick. USGS sends survey team—never heard from again.

Recent study shows that Int'l star Jason Hardwick will always be America's IDOL.

After brief absence from headlines, Int’l star Jason Hardwick returns when press junket ends w/ interviewers severed head thrown out window.

Int'l star Jason Hardwick goes under knife for new role, drastically alters facial structure, only to find part has been recast. Sanity hanging by thread, sources say.

BREAKING NEWS: Photo of Int'l star Jason Hardwick's botched plastic surgery leaked to TMZ!


Int'l star Jason Hardwick resurfaces at local LA hot spot, seen riding mechanical bull, wearing only a bandana and screaming "ranchin' it!"

Int'l star Jason Hardwick spotted outside Hollywood bar screaming at homeless man for not being able to "break a 20."

Reports now surfacing of brutal mauling of Studio Executive. Int'l star Jason Hardwick seen fleeing the Lot moments later. 

In act of shear desperation, Int'l star Jason Hardwick signs 62 picture deal w/ Cheese-Dick Films. Insiders cite complete mental breakdown. 

After months of industry speculation, Int'l star Jason Hardwick unveils new venture: "Tacos to the Stars." Insiders scoff.  Stomachs growl. 

Int'l star Jason Hardwick spotted driving taco truck, in excess of 70 mph, down Hollywood Walk of Fame. More news as it develops. 

According to Police, Int'l star Jason Hardwick's smiling severed head found on south-bound 101, last Thur.  More news at 11.


Here's to 2013: the year dreams come true.

Saturday, February 9, 2013

HERE COMES...

Hello, and welcome to the mildly unexciting, first installment of theBLOG.  What’s theBLOG, you ask?  Well, here at the official theJASONHARDWICKshow blog [don’t click that link, you’re already here.  really, don’t.] we (I) like to mix things up a bit.  So, what does that mean for you, the loyal reader?  Well, after struggling to find direction and/or focus for this blog, I (that’s better) have decided to have various “columns,” so-to-speak.  theBLOG is exactly that: the next/newest column to be unveiled.

For example, my previous post/column (entitled a picture’s worth) was, and will continue to be, an outlet for me to share my adventures in photography with anyone willing to waste their time by reading it.  Much to that same effect, I may occasionally write a movie review.  Shit, I may just start posting old, unedited film school essays.  Now, that would be enjoyably embarrassing.  The possibilities are endless; who knows what could happen.  I certainly don’t.  Hell, I don’t even know if I’m going to keep up with this “blogging” thing.  But if I do, each of these various columns will have some specific focus.

Conversely, theBLOG will have no such focus.  It shall now, and forever be, a place where I can write about anything and everything I damn well please—the weirder and/or more unexpected, the better.  I may copy and paste a scene, or bit of dialogue, from whatever script I'm currently wasting my time/life on.  I may not.  I may write a love letter to myself.  I may not.  I may post old love letters to ex-girlfriends.  I may not.  Oh, but wouldn't it be great if I did?!  Regardless, you get the idea.  Randomness is key.  It could be fun.  Or not.

Let’s give it a whirl, shall we?  Here’s a random, extremely low-quality, completely idiotic video of me, from college (circa 2004), that I just found hidden away on an old hard drive.  Enjoy:


See how this works?  No rules.  It's liberating.  Thanks for reading.

Thursday, February 7, 2013

THE FOOL(S) ON THE HILL

A picture is, supposedly, worth a thousand words.  I’m sure you (hereinafter known as the“reader”), have heard this old, clichĂ©d adage, yes?  If you answered “no,” then you, most likely, have been living under a rock—or something constructed entirely out of, or similar to, numerous rocks—your entire life, in which case, that would make you a troll.  And last time I checked, trolls can’t read.  [Go away troll!  Stop acting like you can read!  How did you even find a computer substantial enough to withstand your, what I assume to be, very large and unwieldy troll fingers?!]

Troll-status aside (be it positive or negative), the above adage may be true for some photographs, dare I say, the really “good” ones—perhaps those taken/created/exposed/composed by a real photographer.  Mine, however, are far less verbose.  Thus, costing you (the aforementioned reader (and/or apparently literate troll)) far less time; time you should really be devoting to more important and enriching activities.

Those activities notwithstanding, I humbly present to you the first in an infrequent series of photographic blogs, entitled "a picture's worth," which will specialize in a most confusing coupling of both word and picture.  Try to keep up; we’ll be moving at a snail’s pace from this point forward.

So, why start with this particular photograph?  It’s not a recent picture, nor did the taking of it facilitate or inspire the creation/writing of this very blog. In fact, to be honest, it just happens to be one of my favorites (that I’ve taken, of course).  Hence, it’s inclusion here.

Now, based on that assessment, you can either assume that 1) I have set extremely low standards for myself (true), or B) that this photo blog may have an extremely short life expectancy, given that I’ve started with my personal favorite, and that it is only going to get worse from here on out (also quite possibly true).  Regardless, you are apparently still reading this, so I will continue…

This photo was taken while traveling north along California State Route 1 (a.k.a. the Pacific Coast Highway) just outside the small town of Morro Bay.  And as the astute reader I know you to be, you have probably already guessed at least one, if not both, of the subjects in the photo.  Yes, that’s me, accompanied by my beautiful fiancĂ©.  No, I’m the one without the umbrella, smart-ass. 

I find it's inclusion here, as well as it's status as one of my favs, a bit odd—mainly because of my personal aversion to people who seem to take photos of nothing other than themselves.  And yet here it is, a self-portrait, chosen as the subject of my inaugural photo blog.  The inherently conflicted, often hypocritical, nature of this decision (and all things me) should be noted and applied where applicable…which is everywhere.  I guess I love looking at myself as much as the next person.  I mean, can you blame me?  [Blame me.]

To be completely honest, I’m not really sure why this is one of my favorite photos.  I would like to think that I've taken better.  I’m sure some of this has to do with the attached, personal memories of the corresponding road trip.  Though I don’t think it’s solely that.  I’m not sure if it’s the seemingly non-symmetrical symmetry of it (WTF?), or maybe the way in which that dark cloud has fortuitously perched itself above my unsuspecting, non-umbrella-covered head.  Or maybe it’s just the beautiful lady standing next to me, making me look somewhat good.  Again, I’m not really sure.  All I know (or hope, rather) is that if a “good” picture is worth a thousand words, this one is at least worth these 586, right?

Anyone?

Hello...?

THE STATS: 
Worth:  586 words (and grammatical errors)
Camera:  Canon EOS 7D (18mm, f/8, 1/100)
Soundtrack:  Cat Power - Manhattan (odd, given the very California-y nature of the featured photograph)
Thoughts on life:  N/A (N/A)

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

AN INTRODUCTION


Welcome to the blogger home of theJASONHARDWICKshow.com — your one-size-fits-all, no-need-to-look-further, all-purpose web destination for mediocrity. It is, in essence, where the internet goes to die. Have a look around, and enjoy!


Jason Hardwick (the man, not the show) is a Visual Effects Editor currently living/working in sunny Los Angeles, CA. He graduated from Wright State University, in Dayton, Ohio, with a B.F.A. in Motion Picture Production. Before giving birth to theJASONHARDWICKshow — an act of pure creative desperation — he [as if he's not the one writing this] was a member of the failed sketch comedy group COLONY, as well as the ever-so-slightly successful sketch comedy group LEFT OF CENTER, which has been featured on both MTV and the CW. Besides his feeble attempts at filmmaking and photography, Jason also enjoys writing about himself—he just wishes there was more to write about.